Hello, there, blogosphere.
If you're here, then you've probably realized that I've decided to start a blog. If you know me, you're probably wondering why in hell I would ever decide to do such a thing. You're probably thinking that no one but escaped mental patients and agoraphobics would ever want to read my thoughts. And you're not positive about the agoraphobics. Now that you think about it, you're not sure that agoraphobics even read blogs. But if they did, they'd be skeptical about this one. Ah, but here's the thing: I have a secret weapon. I know how to reach into the hearts and souls of every human being until they forget that a second ago they were wondering if I was the spawn of Satan himself, and I only need one word.
Cookies.
You heard me. Cookies.
I'll add a few more words this time: pies, bars, brownies, breads, cakes, candy, and cookies. Oh so many cookies. I've got cookie recipes up the wazoo, and I don't even know what a wazoo is. Of course, I'm no innovator. I'm a 20-year old college student and an amateur baker at best, but I do know how to find delicious recipes. The kind of recipes that make you want to quit your job, buy 20 ovens, and bake all day just to be surrounded by these sinful sweets. Add in the fact that I'm at home for the summer with the potential to be jobless for 3 months, and you get one hell of a baking site. And just to cut that sugar coma that you're bound to go into after making all of these delicious recipes for yourself, about half of my posts will simply be my random thoughts, complaints, and sarcastic comments. Feel free to skip those posts for the desserts (that's what I would do, but trust me, I don't need an extra dose of cynicism), but be warned, without the proper sarcasm barrier, you may just contract diabetes simply from reading the posts.
So welcome, all, to Cinnamon and Cynicism. First baking post will follow shortly.
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